For $26,750 it's Gran Turismo Omologato, Mr Graveroboto!

Virginia may be for lovers, but if your amorous predilections are of a more , today has a classic Pontiac from Florida that the seller claims will let you get your freak on. Love was not a noun that could have been associated with yesterday's Thessaloniki-sourced Citroen, and in fact...

Apr 23, 2025

1980 Volvocto for $2,250!

Dorothy had only to click her heels together to get back her to Kansas home. That probably wasn't as much fun as driving today's Lawrence-based Volvo, as I don't think Dot's shoes had a V8. A V8 engine will make anything better. Top Gear (the real one) put one on...

Apr 23, 2025

Camouflaged Courier Conspicuously Courts $850!

Little trucks are cool. Painting your mini truck camo is cool. Being named Skeet is cool. But selling your camo truck for under a grand and having it appear on means you're the ice man. Volvos have always been cool in that kind of way that hipster fashion also made...

Apr 23, 2025

2011 Ford Fiesta: First Drive

At long last, the U.S.-spec Ford Fiesta is here. It is slightly heavier than its , but it's still the best small car you can buy in this country. Welcome to the party, America. Full Disclosure: Ford flew a host of journalists to San Francisco and put them up in...

Apr 23, 2025

1985 BMW 635CSI Euro Thrash for $11,995!

Typically, when cars from the old country make the trip across the Atlantic, they get their cojones lopped. However, that's not the case with today's Bimmer, which should sound off like it's got a pair. BMW's halo coupe of the eighties today runs the gamut from sad Pick-A-Part cast off,...

Apr 23, 2025

2010 Cadillac SRX AWD: Mom's First Drive

After the lease on her second BMW X3 ended this winter, my mom replaced it with a . I sat down with her to get her every-mom review. —Ed. Each category is ranked on our special Jewish mom-o-meter. The more Jewish mothers, the more kvetching kvelling over the car. I...

Apr 23, 2025

One is the Loneliest Number for $35,995!

In poker, one-of-a-kind means you'll probably lose your shirt. But in the game of chance, being one-of-a-kind can be a benefit, although you still could go home shirtless. Shirtless isn't what comes to mind when considering the means required to be your typical BMW owner, and it was conceded yesterday's...

Apr 23, 2025

1961 Corvair Greenbrier Wants $8,900 of Your Green!

GM's effort to emulate VW in the small car market created both the Corvair and Ralph Nader's career. Today's Greenbrier may be unsafe at any speed but it's still pretty sweet looking just standing still. An Impala was felled yesterday, and it didn't take a pride of lions to bring...

Apr 23, 2025

GTI Pocket Rocket Demands a Bigger Pocket, Also $10,000!

Parts cars are the second class citizens of the automotive world. Today's GTI is a different kind of parts car though, and from the looks of it, its parts are first class all the way. There's a question whether the Chevy Corvair has its fans because of its spunky, quirky...

Apr 23, 2025

Get a Hennessey Kick in the Asp for $39,900

One bite of an asp did in Cleopatra. Similarly, a turn behind the wheel of today's Viper may be enough for you to be bitten by its power, but will its price do it in? Not done-in maybe, but genuinely done to the nines, was yesterday's . Despite having some...

Apr 23, 2025

Toyota Starlet Sneaks Across the Border, Asks for $9,999!

Arizona's controversial new Illegal Immigrant law is gaining national attention. Also drawing attention is today's Starlet GT that's claimed to be here legally, but looks foreign enough to elicit demands of your papers please. Have you ever felt that the only thing keeping the early-eighties Honda Civic from achieving perfection...

Apr 23, 2025

2011 Jaguar XJ: First Drive

This is the 2011 Jaguar XJ. It looks nothing like the XJ that came before it, or the XJ that came before that. Its interior is a temple to the word "shiny." Is this what Jaguar needs to move forward? Full Disclosure: Jaguar flew me to Los Angeles and put...

Apr 23, 2025

Your $8,995 Riviera Vacation Begins in Cleveland

Literally translated, Côte d'Azur means blue coast, but it's also known as the French Riviera. Today's Buick Riviera is also azure, and has so few miles it could easily coast for years to come. Phil Collins once sang that It's no fun being an illegal alien, and it's getting me...

Apr 23, 2025

Driving The Nürburgring... In A Buick

Germany's Nürburgring Nordschliefe is 12.9 miles of thick, close forest; 73 corners; and 1000 feet of elevation change. Jackie Stewart called it the Green Hell. It's the world's most dangerous race track, and we drove it in a . Full Disclosure: Get ready for the most ridiculous disclaimer we've ever...

Apr 23, 2025

Make a Fat Redhead Your Cruel Mistress for $42,500

The Testarossa, once the wild-hair of Maranello's lineup, has become one of the most affordable ways to join the 12-cylinder Ferrari club. But with today's '87, would that club beat the crap out of you? The crap was certainly beaten out of yesterday's . That was likely due to the...

Apr 23, 2025