Curbstoning: How Not To Fall For This Common Craigslist Scam

There is a common scam car buyers need to be aware of, largely because the best solution to is to not fall for it. Kind of like telling you the best cure for a particular illness is to not get sick. It’s called Curbstoning and it happens every day to...

Apr 22, 2025

Here Are Five Reasons Why You Need To Buy A Nissan Maxima Right Now

In most instances, the best car values are found when expensive cars depreciate to the point of purchase for regular folk, with pricey maintenance and repairs being the inevitable elephant in the room. But sometimes, the best bang for your hard-earned dollar is right in front of your face. The...

Apr 22, 2025

Why You Might Want To Hold Off On Buying A New Ford For A Bit

If you visit your friendly neighborhood Ford dealer right now, you can get your hands on any number of fun cars, like the 2015 Ford Mustang or the 2015 Ford Fiesta ST. (They have SUVs and stuff too if you lost that argument with your spouse.) What you won’t get...

Apr 22, 2025

Moron Customer Calls Dealer A 'Fagget' Because He Can't Do Simple Math

As we’ve been in the habit of collecting lately, let us also take a moment to remember that customers can be every bit as bad. Case in point: this text message exchange between a dealer and a would-be Volkswagen GTI buyer that devolves into a missive of poorly-spelled insults. Human...

Apr 22, 2025

More Tales Of The World's Shittiest Mechanics

How hard is it to find a good mechanic? As we’ve seen in the past, . Now get ready for a whole ‘nother round of stories of hacks that call themselves professional mechanics. The following stories are from readers, their names have been concealed. You Broke It, But I’ll Give...

Apr 22, 2025

Behold, The Cheapest Modern Ferrari You Can Buy Today - And It's Manual

Are you a successful person that likes the finer things in life? Are you also a person that can’t imagine paying full retail for anything, much less a car that loses value as soon as you drive it off the lot? Meet your new best friend - a that does...

Apr 22, 2025

Blatant Lies You Have Been Told About Traffic Laws

You are driving a truck, pulling a trailer in which your friends are sitting. You’re barefoot, wearing headphones – the big ones from the ‘70s – and steering the vehicle with a “suicide knob” on the steering wheel. You pull a U-turn and a police officer who was following you...

Apr 22, 2025

Miami Car Dealer Takes Car Back, Refuses To Return $9200 Deposit

Some used car lots just look like sketchy places to make a purchase, but I’ve found that the ones passing themselves off as a “pre-owned luxury car dealer” can be just as bad if not worse than those notorious buy-here, pay-here establishments. One elderly Miami woman learned this lesson the...

Apr 22, 2025

eBay Challenge: Rarest Cars For Less Than $20,000

Exclusivity is a trait built in to the cars that adorn our bedroom walls and line the garages of the super-rich. But that trait isn’t exclusive to those who wiper their butts with hundos. In today’s challenge, I want you to find me the rarest cars ever, for less than...

Apr 22, 2025

What You Need To Know About 'Buy-Here/Pay-Here' Car Lots

Do you need a car but have less than stellar credit? Are you tempted to buy a used car from a buy-here/pay-here lot? You need to know how these lots are different from other used car lots and that there might be help for you if such a deal falls...

Apr 22, 2025

This 1995 BMW 540i Touring 6-Speed Is The Sex

Our friends over at are listing an absolutely beautiful E34 Touring with a swapped 282 horsepower 4.4 liter V8 and a manual transmission. The owner could not get the car CARB certified for CA, so now is your chance to buy it. Current bid is $7100; this is what Jalop...

Apr 22, 2025

How Does A Brand New Lexus Compare To A Used One With 900,000 Miles?

Conventional wisdom dictates that if something is newer, it is most likely better, and the older something is, especially when it comes to something as finicky and prone to depreciation and failure as an aging luxury car, the crazier you have to be to consider it a viable option. I...

Apr 22, 2025

Does This Cheap Lamborghini Murcielago Project Deserve Redemption?

If Porsche ownership is the proverbial litmus test to tell if a man is overcompensating, the decision to own a Lamborghini is how you know that the lobotomy was a success. When you realize that now even you can indulge in the crazy with , the only question left is:...

Apr 22, 2025

How I Almost Went Insane Choosing My Next Car

“What car should I buy?” Everyday I help people decide what to buy, but when it came to choose the next ride for myself, it was a much more difficult process. I almost lost my mind figuring out what I wanted, so I had my wife make the decision for...

Apr 22, 2025

How Not To Get Ripped Off By The First Attorney You Meet

I’ve had it happen more than once: A consumer came in to see me after being ripped off. Not just by buying a defective car but also by paying an attorney for an initial consultation. In my field (Lemon Law) and several others, the only attorneys who charge money for...

Apr 22, 2025