Get Hofmeister Kinky with a BMW Middle Child for $7,995

In Ready or Not, Here I Come, Schoolhouse Rock taught us just how much fun counting by fives can be. Today, knows you can count on a to bring the fun. It's because of his driving the snakes out of Ireland that we celebrate Saint Patrick and dye the Chicago...

Nov 17, 2024

The 20 Cheapest Cars To Insure

The flipside of yesterday’s list is today’s -provided list of the 20 least expensive cars to insure. Like saving money? Get ready to own a lame crossover or minivan. Kim Hazelbaker of the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety sums it up nicely: “The least expensive vehicles are ones you have...

Nov 17, 2024

M3 Squared for $39,999!

If your everyday car is too dull, get a BMW 3-series. If the 3-series doesn't do the trick, get an M3. If that still leaves you hankering for more, suggests LS. The best part of yesterday's contender was all the people whose comments went something like I own(ed) one of...

Nov 17, 2024

Put the Count in Country Squire for $6,000!

They say that sometimes, you miss the forest for the trees. Well, has a Ford wagon with a whole forest of phony trees on it, and it's pretty hard to miss. Vehicles today are burdened with curto desparatus, potentially carrying such three letter acronyms as ABS, AWD, TCS, TPI, SST,...

Nov 17, 2024

Zuhälter Meine Reiten for $4,500!

Modern Mercedes diesels feature Bluetec which treats emissions like jellyfish stings, making them better by whizzing on them. Today, has a blue '79 300SD, the purchase of which could also mean a golden shower. If a rev'd its 400-cid V8 in the forest, and there was no one around to...

Nov 17, 2024

Flame-On With a $2,600 RX7 Convertible!

The Wankel engine has always proved that Mazda marches to a different beat. As it's getting toward convertible weather, has a flambe-painted '89 drop-top at a price you might find hard to beat. Yesterday's pulled out a shocker- a 55% Nice Price win. And that despite the twin challenges of...

Nov 17, 2024

Screaming Chicken-Trumping Firehawk for $12,500!

Pontiac's dispatched almost as many screaming chickens as Colonel Sanders. But despite that avian connection, today's firebird is a hawk, not a hen, and you have to decide if its price is fair or fowl. A pale and winter-worn 76% of you were ready to welcome spring by dropping the...

Nov 17, 2024

For $11,500, This Could Be The ZR-1 For You

C4 is a plastic explosive with a detonation velocity of 18,000 mph. Today, has a C4 Corvette, and its Lotus designed LT-5 engine makes punching the gas pedal nearly as explosive. There was something hinky going on with yesterday's . The price seemed extremely low to everyone who didn't already...

Nov 17, 2024

2011 Ford Mustang: First Drive

For the last year, every Mustang review has essentially read, "an involving, exciting sports car, but it's slower than the Camaro." In the muscle market, it's power, not handling, which sells. Luckily, the fixes that. Moar power! Full disclosure: Ford wanted us to drive the 2011 ‘Stang so badly they...

Nov 17, 2024

Focus in on an SVT Ford for $3,995!

Myopia being one of the most common eye problems in the world, many people might not be able to focus on today's contender. That's too bad, because dismissing this SVT Ford would be very shortsighted. The current American Ford Focus is a car that's living on borrowed time. And anybody...

Nov 17, 2024

2010 Porsche 911 Carrera S: First Drive

Driving from Los Angeles to a wedding in San Diego is normally a two-hour/125-mile trip, but when you're driving a Porsche 911 Carrera S, detours are mandatory. In my case, it took five days and 1,404 miles. Most automotive travel writing is long, dull, and full of babbling prose aimed...

Nov 17, 2024

Ferrari 365 GT4 Gives You the Fastest Brown in Town for $39,500!

The 365 GT4 2+2‘s predilection for automatics meant a reputation for it being considered soft. Not all were slushboxes however, and this contender's five-speed may make your choice today kind of hard. Price and condition were overwhelmed yesterday by miles and Focus-ness, as the fell in a narrow 53/47 Crack...

Nov 17, 2024

Play the King of Sweden for $7,500

If you've played the King of Sweden game, you know you can drive the wheels right off that little car. Today's Volvo will make you feel like a king, and hopefully keep its wheels on. Lordy pistols, show you all a big ol' honkin' pair of thanks for the mammaries...

Nov 17, 2024

Mark Your Territory for $10,990!

Today, manufacturers think luxury means heated and cooled seats, voice command and one-touch trunk closure. But knows that true luxury means hidden headlights, landau roofs, and driving dynamics that are like a Nyquil-induced coma. Yesterday's must have been rocking a nasty yeast infection or something because nobody wanted anything to...

Nov 17, 2024

SHOtus Me the Money for $10,000!

The Esprit's handling was always leading man material, but its engine was little more than a walk-on extra. Today, has an S2 that's had a cast change, and it says the SHO must go on. While The Hangover was one of last year's most well received comedies, the overhangs on...

Nov 17, 2024