Cars have so much junk on them now to save a tiny little fraction of gasoline. They have so much junk that they’re less safe. All they really need is a FuelShark. Obviously. You know it. I know it. The President knows it.

If every car in America had this amazing fuel saving technology, we would have independence from foreign oil within a year. It would save the ice caps and the whales in one fell swoop. We could all retire early!

That’s not true, though, because the Fuelshark runs on bullshit, much like .

Today’s COTD crown goes to Valsidalv, for reminding me that Fuelshark is an option. Well done.