There is no such thing as a free lunch, except when it comes to depreciated automobiles. This week, I implore you frugal speed freaks to find the fastest cars on eBay for less than $5,000, or the amount you just lost betting on the Shamrock fight.

.Cars must have a realistic selling price under $5,000.Cars must be operable/easily restored to running condition.Completed and sold listings can be included.You can add modifications, as long as it doesn’t go over the total budget.Write a short reason why your car is the fastest car for less than $5,000.

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I’ll arrange the best selections afterwards and it’s possible your answer may be used on a new show we’re working on at Jalopnik.

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My name is Tavarish and I make videos about buying, modifying, and breaking cars. I also have…

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