The suicide-door'ed Lincoln Continentals of the mid 1960's are some of the coolest, most collectable luxobarges I can imagine. That's why I just can't decide what to make of today's "Nice Price Or Crack Pipe" classified question; is a lifted Lincoln worth $9,000?

I know, I know... never buy someone else's project. Especially one that desecrates a real classic. But I'm feeling the power of the dark side pretty hard on this one. Quick, somebody shoot me a link to an OEM off-roader for less money to counteract my temptation!

The seller of today' Nice Price or Crack Pipe candidate describes it as alternatively a…