For the past few weeks, I’ve been of the greasy and underhanded variety, from the customer’s perspective. Now I ask the professionals to give us their take on the worst customonsters that they’ve encountered when on the clock.

You can send your responses to . Your names and positions will be withheld for the purposes of the story. I’ll round up the best ones for a juicy post or two in the coming weeks.

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