Why, hello, you there, do you happen to have a ? Of course you don’t! But if you did, this guy would trade you a big chunk of his waterfront property in Florida for it. Maybe next time.

Don’t get your feelings hurt. That “maybe next time” part wasn’t snubbing you completely; this offer to trade wheels for island property actually happens once every few years. The latest offer is for the new , a track machine that and can lap the Nürburgring five seconds than a . (In the version of English commonly spoken by people outside of the car realm, that means it’s fast.)

But only a select few get in on cars like this, and reports were that all 1,000 units of the GT2 RS were sold out before Porsche would even . A landowner in Florida missed out just like the rest of us, and posted a ad recently offering a piece of island property in exchange for one.

This isn’t the first time this particular landowner has offered up a chunk of his Florida island space to trade it for an expensive, low-volume car he missed out on, and it’s not some kind of joke—Jalopnik reached out to the owner, identified as Emilio by , who sent us proof of ownership through his land trust. He’s also tried to trade his island property for a and a , but didn’t tell Jalopnik whether he’d ever successfully made a trade like this.

The newest property for trade is on for $555,000, meaning, if that’s market value, this would fall somewhere between a good deal and a really good deal for a GT2 RS owner—depending on its specs and how high they drove the price. But when a person has the cash for a GT2 RS, for which there’s than supply, striking a deal probably isn’t super high on the list.

Anyway, if you happen to find yourself in possession of a GT2 RS anytime soon, you could stand to get a decent deal on your own island space in Florida—you know, so long as that island space is and such.