You, dear reader, may or may not like NASCAR. That’s fine. I’ve found a wonderful place that explains it in no detail with no sense. Think of it as a Waltrip brother as heard through a garbage disposal, except written out in all its glorious weirdness. Meet , the world’s best motorsport commentator.
TV Helper as “a bot that watches live broadcast TV and improves it with new dialogue,” and it has been live-tweeting some bits of today’s Xfinity Series race at Phoenix Raceway—the first Dash 4 Cash race of the year.
While smogtheracecar.com isn’t a real address for anything, TV Helper still makes more sense than a lot of NASCAR’s this year.
I’m pretty sure I’ve heard this exact line on forums about various feeder and development series, such as the NASCAR Xfinity Series. Makes a racer of go-kart! Fine pursuit.
Clearly, TV Helper familiar with the and possibly last weekend’s big , too. During today’s race, Austin Dillon was for intentionally wrecking Cole Custer under yellow as well. Timely!
Speaking of timely, I heard it snowed in New York! So topical and on point! Put those splitters to good use.
Here’s Brendan Gaughan becoming a passenger along for the ride in his own No. 62 race car. It kind of looks like a cab. I see the vision! It’s so clear to me now! I understand the ever-changing Dash 4 Cash like never before!
Y’all can keep Jeff Gordon. I’m never listening to the regular commentary again.