In a world obscured by a shroud of uncertainty, there are a few things that we know will always be true. The sun will always rise in the east, the world will always be round, a Porsche will be reasonably competitive at a race track somewhere, death will come for us all, and taxes. , we could also rely on Subaru’s EJ series of boxer engines. Now it’s dead, or at least on its final 1UP life, and that’s a little bit sad.

For your comments in remembrance of the long-serving Subi engine, you’ve earned today’s COTD victory, rctothefuture. Have a milkshake on me.