I mean, I don't think there's any way BMW officially sanctioned two E30 coupes to be chopped into targa topped pickups, but then again 1984 was a wild time and cocaine is a hell of a drug.

According to the the car's a 1984 323i with one hell of a hood painting, offered by some dude near Chicago at $17,000. He makes no mention of said decoration or the car's history, yet lists almost every other aspect of the vehicle with lines like "Number of Cylinders: 6 Serially Arranged." Listed twice is "Engine: Otto Combustion."

The conversion actually looks reasonably tidy, but I can't wait to hear what you have to say about this thing.

Here's a screen grab, if and when the ad disappears: