Tesla's VP of Worldwide Sales and Service Jerome Guillen was kind enough to take questions after the least eventful press conference I've seen at the Detroit Auto Show, but he "does not know where rumors came from" about a utility or pickup from his company.

Those came from Elon Musk, who I've heard is important to Tesla's operation. He told a few months ago that the company might make a truck in five years.

Move over, Chevrolet and Ram. A new challenger has appeared to take on the Ford F-Series in the…

But before I could cite that in retort, the Tesla team revoked my microphone privileges, leading a wave of shaming laughter and finger-pointing in my direction.

As I tearfully stormed away I heard that the only future plans Tesla was willing to reveal were that Model S-based crossover, the , is "being worked on furiously" and an economical model is planned for sometime in "the next three years."

Say there, are you itching for the chance to pull a trigger on a Tesla Model X so you can savor the