How did GM make so many different grill options for the new and they’re all uniquely terrifying?

Friend of Jalopnik David Undercoffler posted all eight of these Silverado faces to his Instagram the other day, as noted on Twitter.

Click through to see them all:

Fellow autojourno Mike Magrath put it well when he commented, “Me: ‘good lord, they’d have to intentionally try to make this thing any uglier.’ Gets to the one with CHEBROLET carved out ‘oh. They did.’”

It’s bad, folks. The days of trucks having simple, straightforward, honest and plain faces is long gone. Now we have squiggles and cuts and squooshes. I can kind of see how Chevy wants to go back to the ultra-honest styling of the old C/K days, but it’s just not working.